Serial lockdown idiot Kyle Walker is finally staying at home - to ogle strippers online.
The Man City and England footie ace cheered naked girls on a live video stream as he obeyed isolations rules.
As he leered at the twerking ladies, Walker was joined online by bored Three Lions teammates Marcus Rashford, Jadon Sancho and Raheem Sterling.
Southampton and Everton stars also logged in as the virtual strip craze sweeps through the Premier League’s frustrated stars.
Fullback Walker first broke the rules by having a £2,000 ($A4000) orgy with two hookers at his flat.
Days later he was ticked off by cops for breaking social distancing rules with next-door neighbour Wayne Rooney, 34, during a stroll in Prestbury, Cheshire.
But now Walker, 29, has worked out how to score without even leaving his settee.
Stuck inside at the weekend, the £50million ($A100million) star joined rapper Tory Lanez’s Instagram Live feed which featured a London based stripper during a five-hour broadcast for 220,000 followers.
Walker was joined on the message board by superstar pals.
Borussia Dortmund’s Sancho, 20, linked with a £100m ($A200m) summer move back to England, added three emojis — the “eyes” used when a person is attractive, a “hysterical laughter” sign and a loveheart.
He chipped in “weee backkkk” in response to Zia (The Online Stripper) saying hello to her armchair audience. And as she jiggled her naked buttocks, Sancho added “winning”.
Man United striker Rashford, 22, offered a “crying with laughter” emoji as Zia and others got naked.
As Lanez barked out instructions, Man City’s Raheem Sterling, 25, added: “Ahaha brooooo u kill me.”
Well at least these guys are staying home and do their bit. They need entertainment like other young lads need.
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